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Mission: Impossible has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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1996 · Adventure / Action / Thriller
Mission: Impossible
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
When Ethan Hunt, the leader of a crack espionage team whose perilous operation has gone awry with no explanation, discovers that a mole has penetrated the CIA, he's surprised to learn that he's the prime suspect. To clear his name, Hunt now must ferret out the real double agent and, in the process, even the score.
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1996
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Adventure / Action / Thriller
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When Ethan Hunt, the leader of a crack espionage team whose perilous operation has gone awry with no explanation, discovers that a mole has penetrated the CIA, he's surprised to learn that he's the prime suspect. To clear his name, Hunt now must ferret out the real double agent and, in the process, even the score.
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@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-02 09:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Mission: Impossible.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-01 12:00 UTC
If Mission: Impossible was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-15 20:00 UTC
Watched Mission: Impossible so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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r/boxoffice · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 1.2k points
The cinematography in Mission: Impossible is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Mission: Impossible. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/flicks · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 1.8k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Mission: Impossible actually is?
Honestly, Mission: Impossible would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/movies · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 4.2k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Mission: Impossible?
Just got out of Mission: Impossible and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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