The Exorcist thinks "scary" means turning the lights off and slamming a kitchen drawer.

“Two thumbs down from hell.”
The Exorcist
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
When a mysterious entity possesses a young girl, her mother seeks the help of two Catholic priests to save her life.
🧂 SALTING THE WOUNDS…
When a mysterious entity possesses a young girl, her mother seeks the help of two Catholic priests to save her life.
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Counted the jumpscares in The Exorcist. Lost count. Lost interest. Refunded the popcorn emotionally.
The Exorcist: every character holds the idiot ball with both hands and a strap.
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, The Exorcist.
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Hot Take: The Exorcist's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, The Exorcist would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in The Exorcist?
Director clearly thought The Exorcist was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Exorcist actually is?
Everyone praising the The Exorcist performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
