@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-11 03:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Gran Turismo knows its audience.
“The devil tomato walked out.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2023 · Adventure / Drama / Action
Gran Turismo
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
The ultimate wish-fulfillment tale of a teenage Gran Turismo player whose gaming skills won him a series of Nissan competitions to become an actual professional racecar driver.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
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The ultimate wish-fulfillment tale of a teenage Gran Turismo player whose gaming skills won him a series of Nissan competitions to become an actual professional racecar driver.
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@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-20 15:00 UTC
Gran Turismo: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-25 03:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Gran Turismo would settle the national debt.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-27 04:00 UTC
Gran Turismo is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".
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r/flicks · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 0.4k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Gran Turismo?
Director clearly thought Gran Turismo was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/TrueFilm · u/CinephileCynic🔥 4.3k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Gran Turismo actually is?
Everyone praising the Gran Turismo performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 4.5k points
The cinematography in Gran Turismo is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Gran Turismo. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 2.6k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Gran Turismo?
Just got out of Gran Turismo and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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