@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-28 16:00 UTC
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
“Tomato tried to leave at intermission.”
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2014 · Sci-Fi / Action / Adventure / Comedy
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
When a kingpin threatens New York City, a group of mutated turtle warriors must emerge from the shadows to protect their home.
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When a kingpin threatens New York City, a group of mutated turtle warriors must emerge from the shadows to protect their home.
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@RATIO_RAT2026-01-14 09:00 UTC
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
@REEL_DEAL2026-01-07 00:00 UTC
The script for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-03 02:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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r/TrueFilm · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 4.2k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles actually is?
Everyone praising the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/boxoffice · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 1.2k points
Hot Take: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 1.8k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Look, I wanted to love Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/flicks · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 4.9k points
The cinematography in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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