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Valeria confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
“Plot holes? We fell in.”
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2020 · Comedy / Drama
Valeria
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
A writer in a creative and marital crisis finds refuge and support in her three best friends. Based on the novels by Elisabet Benavent.
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RELEASE DATE
2020
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GENRE
Comedy / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
A writer in a creative and marital crisis finds refuge and support in her three best friends. Based on the novels by Elisabet Benavent.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-06 10:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Valeria would settle the national debt.
@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-18 01:00 UTC
Watched Valeria so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-23 15:00 UTC
If Valeria was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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r/TrueFilm · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 1.1k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Valeria?
Rewatched Valeria last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/flicks · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 2.5k points
The cinematography in Valeria is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, Valeria would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/criticalkino · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 1.8k points
Unpopular opinion: Valeria is the most overrated film of the decade
Director clearly thought Valeria was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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