@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-22 05:00 UTC
If Archer was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
“The devil tomato walked out.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2009 · Comedy / Adventure / Animation
Archer
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
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COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED27%
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🔥 The Devil Tomato is sniffing out streaming services…
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Smart-mouthed superspy Sterling Archer and his dysfunctional team of secret agents turn dangerous missions into messy misadventures around the globe.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🌶️ SHARPENING THE HORNS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2009
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GENRE
Comedy / Adventure / Animation
PLOT SUMMARY
Smart-mouthed superspy Sterling Archer and his dysfunctional team of secret agents turn dangerous missions into messy misadventures around the globe.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@RATIO_RAT2026-01-11 04:00 UTC
Watched Archer so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@REEL_DEAL2026-01-05 10:00 UTC
Cried during Archer. Mostly at the ticket price.
@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-17 07:00 UTC
Archer is 90 minutes of merch-tie-in with a story bolted on as a legal afterthought.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/criticalkino · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 1.7k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Archer?
Just got out of Archer and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
💬 351 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/boxoffice · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.2k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Archer?
Honestly, Archer would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 591 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/TrueFilm · u/ExpositionDump🔥 4.8k points
Unpopular opinion: Archer is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Archer last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
💬 1,012 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/TrueFilm · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 4.1k points
Hot Take: Archer's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the Archer performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
💬 84 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD