@REEL_DEAL2025-12-26 03:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, The Lincoln Lawyer would settle the national debt.
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2022 · Drama / Crime
The Lincoln Lawyer
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Hotshot LA defense attorney Mickey Haller will do whatever it takes to win as he navigates the criminal justice system from his trademark Lincoln.
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Drama / Crime
PLOT SUMMARY
Hotshot LA defense attorney Mickey Haller will do whatever it takes to win as he navigates the criminal justice system from his trademark Lincoln.
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@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-28 15:00 UTC
The Lincoln Lawyer confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-29 15:00 UTC
The Lincoln Lawyer is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-29 22:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, The Lincoln Lawyer.
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r/boxoffice · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 4.5k points
The cinematography in The Lincoln Lawyer is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of The Lincoln Lawyer and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/movies · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 1.0k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Lincoln Lawyer actually is?
Everyone praising the The Lincoln Lawyer performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/flicks · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 3.0k points
Hot Take: The Lincoln Lawyer's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, The Lincoln Lawyer would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 4.6k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in The Lincoln Lawyer?
Look, I wanted to love The Lincoln Lawyer. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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