@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-28 05:00 UTC
Watched Goede Tijden, Slechte Tijden so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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1990 · UNCATEGORIZED
Goede Tijden, Slechte Tijden
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Goede tijden, slechte tijden, also known as GTST, is the longest-running Dutch soap opera, revolving around the lives of the families Alberts, Sanders, De Jong, Van Houten and Bouwhuis. It all takes place in the fictional town of Meerdijk.
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Goede tijden, slechte tijden, also known as GTST, is the longest-running Dutch soap opera, revolving around the lives of the families Alberts, Sanders, De Jong, Van Houten and Bouwhuis. It all takes place in the fictional town of Meerdijk.
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@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-14 04:00 UTC
Goede Tijden, Slechte Tijden has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-21 22:00 UTC
If Goede Tijden, Slechte Tijden was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-10 13:00 UTC
Goede Tijden, Slechte Tijden: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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r/criticalkino · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 4.8k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Goede Tijden, Slechte Tijden actually is?
Honestly, Goede Tijden, Slechte Tijden would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/criticalkino · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 1.2k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Goede Tijden, Slechte Tijden?
Everyone praising the Goede Tijden, Slechte Tijden performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/criticalkino · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 4.4k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Goede Tijden, Slechte Tijden?
Director clearly thought Goede Tijden, Slechte Tijden was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/movies · u/CinephileCynic🔥 4.2k points
The cinematography in Goede Tijden, Slechte Tijden is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Goede Tijden, Slechte Tijden. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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