Wednesday put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.

“Even the credits needed a rewrite.”
Wednesday
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Smart, sarcastic and a little dead inside, Wednesday Addams investigates twisted mysteries while making new friends — and foes — at Nevermore Academy.
🚬 LIGHTING A CIGAR OFF THE SCREENPLAY…
Smart, sarcastic and a little dead inside, Wednesday Addams investigates twisted mysteries while making new friends — and foes — at Nevermore Academy.
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Counted the jumpscares in Wednesday. Lost count. Lost interest. Refunded the popcorn emotionally.
The science in Wednesday has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
If exposition were a contact sport, Wednesday would be banned for life.
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Unpopular opinion: Wednesday is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love Wednesday. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Wednesday actually is?
Just got out of Wednesday and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Wednesday?
Director clearly thought Wednesday was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
The cinematography in Wednesday is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched Wednesday last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
