@RATIO_RAT2025-12-23 14:00 UTC
If exposition were a contact sport, SPY x FAMILY would be banned for life.
“We laughed. Then we cried. Then we left.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2022 · Animation / Adventure / Comedy
SPY x FAMILY
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
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COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED21%
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
A spy, an assassin and a telepath come together to pose as a family, each for their own reasons, while hiding their true identities from each other.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2022
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GENRE
Animation / Adventure / Comedy
PLOT SUMMARY
A spy, an assassin and a telepath come together to pose as a family, each for their own reasons, while hiding their true identities from each other.
STARRING CAST
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@REEL_DEAL2025-12-12 08:00 UTC
SPY x FAMILY treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-21 12:00 UTC
SPY x FAMILY: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-25 20:00 UTC
SPY x FAMILY has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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r/boxoffice · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 4.4k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in SPY x FAMILY?
Look, I wanted to love SPY x FAMILY. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
💬 410 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/flicks · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 1.6k points
The cinematography in SPY x FAMILY is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, SPY x FAMILY would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 222 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/flicks · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 1.1k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in SPY x FAMILY actually is?
Rewatched SPY x FAMILY last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
💬 1,270 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/TrueFilm · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 3.8k points
Unpopular opinion: SPY x FAMILY is the most overrated film of the decade
Director clearly thought SPY x FAMILY was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
💬 1,845 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD