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Doctor Who: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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1963 · Drama / Adventure / Sci-Fi
Doctor Who
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
The adventures of The Doctor, a time-traveling humanoid alien known as a Time Lord. He explores the universe in his TARDIS, a sentient time-traveling spaceship. Its exterior appears as a blue British police box, which was a common sight in Britain in 1963 when the series first aired. Along with a succession of companions, The Doctor faces a variety of foes while working to save civilizations, help ordinary people, and right many wrongs.
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1963
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Drama / Adventure / Sci-Fi
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The adventures of The Doctor, a time-traveling humanoid alien known as a Time Lord. He explores the universe in his TARDIS, a sentient time-traveling spaceship. Its exterior appears as a blue British police box, which was a common sight in Britain in 1963 when the series first aired. Along with a succession of companions, The Doctor faces a variety of foes while working to save civilizations, help ordinary people, and right many wrongs.
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r/criticalkino · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 0.9k points
Unpopular opinion: Doctor Who is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, Doctor Who would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/TrueFilm · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 1.2k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Doctor Who?
Rewatched Doctor Who last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 4.8k points
The cinematography in Doctor Who is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Doctor Who and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/movies · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 1.1k points
Hot Take: Doctor Who's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the Doctor Who performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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