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Even the popcorn looked bored during Californication.
“Certified chaotic energy.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2007 · Comedy / Drama
Californication
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
A self-loathing, alcoholic writer attempts to repair his damaged relationships with his daughter and her mother while combating sex addiction, a budding drug problem, and the seeming inability to avoid making bad decisions.
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RELEASE DATE
2007
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GENRE
Comedy / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
A self-loathing, alcoholic writer attempts to repair his damaged relationships with his daughter and her mother while combating sex addiction, a budding drug problem, and the seeming inability to avoid making bad decisions.
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@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-28 23:00 UTC
Californication has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-14 19:00 UTC
Californication: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-07 12:00 UTC
Californication put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 4.0k points
Unpopular opinion: Californication is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Californication performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
💬 1,168 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/flicks · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 2.6k points
The cinematography in Californication is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, Californication would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/criticalkino · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 3.2k points
Hot Take: Californication's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Californication was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/boxoffice · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 4.2k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Californication?
Look, I wanted to love Californication. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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