@REEL_DEAL2026-01-01 12:00 UTC
Bloodhounds has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
“Even the credits needed a rewrite.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2023 · Drama / Adventure / Crime
Bloodhounds
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COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Faced with ruthless foes with a violent thirst, two young boxers band together — risking life and limb to bring justice and protect their loved ones.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🧂 SALTING THE WOUNDS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2023
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GENRE
Drama / Adventure / Crime
PLOT SUMMARY
Faced with ruthless foes with a violent thirst, two young boxers band together — risking life and limb to bring justice and protect their loved ones.
STARRING CAST
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@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-31 19:00 UTC
Bloodhounds confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-15 05:00 UTC
If exposition were a contact sport, Bloodhounds would be banned for life.
@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-07 05:00 UTC
The script for Bloodhounds feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
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r/movies · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 3.4k points
Unpopular opinion: Bloodhounds is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love Bloodhounds. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/criticalkino · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 4.8k points
Hot Take: Bloodhounds's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the Bloodhounds performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/boxoffice · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 2.9k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Bloodhounds?
Director clearly thought Bloodhounds was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/TrueFilm · u/CinephileCynic🔥 0.5k points
The cinematography in Bloodhounds is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Bloodhounds and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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