@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-02 16:00 UTC
If exposition were a contact sport, The Night Agent would be banned for life.
“The tomato's grin says it all.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2023 · Adventure / Drama / Mystery
The Night Agent
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Brought together by a midnight phone call, an FBI agent and a cybersecurity expert must unravel an ever-growing web of political conspiracies.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🧂 SALTING THE WOUNDS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2023
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GENRE
Adventure / Drama / Mystery
PLOT SUMMARY
Brought together by a midnight phone call, an FBI agent and a cybersecurity expert must unravel an ever-growing web of political conspiracies.
STARRING CAST
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@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-01 21:00 UTC
The Night Agent has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-01 06:00 UTC
Watched The Night Agent so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-11-30 17:00 UTC
The Night Agent is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/boxoffice · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.1k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Night Agent?
Just got out of The Night Agent and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/criticalkino · u/ExpositionDump🔥 4.3k points
Hot Take: The Night Agent's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched The Night Agent last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/ExpositionDump🔥 1.2k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Night Agent actually is?
Director clearly thought The Night Agent was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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