Cried during Dragon Ball Z. Mostly at the ticket price.

“Not even a post-credits scene could save this.”
Dragon Ball Z
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Now happily married and with a son, martial arts champion Goku must defend Earth from a series of extraterrestrial invaders bent on destruction.
🌶️ SHARPENING THE HORNS…
Now happily married and with a son, martial arts champion Goku must defend Earth from a series of extraterrestrial invaders bent on destruction.
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If Dragon Ball Z was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
Dragon Ball Z has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
Dragon Ball Z treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
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[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Dragon Ball Z?
Just got out of Dragon Ball Z and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
Unpopular opinion: Dragon Ball Z is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Dragon Ball Z performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Dragon Ball Z actually is?
Rewatched Dragon Ball Z last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
Hot Take: Dragon Ball Z's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Dragon Ball Z was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
