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Gossip Girl is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
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2007 · Drama
Gossip Girl
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
An exclusive group of privileged teens from a posh prep school on Manhattan's Upper East Side whose lives revolve around the blog of the all-knowing albeit ultra-secretive Gossip Girl.
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RELEASE DATE
2007
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Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
An exclusive group of privileged teens from a posh prep school on Manhattan's Upper East Side whose lives revolve around the blog of the all-knowing albeit ultra-secretive Gossip Girl.
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@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-09 12:00 UTC
If Gossip Girl was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-20 02:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Gossip Girl.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-25 03:00 UTC
Watched Gossip Girl so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 1.2k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Gossip Girl?
Everyone praising the Gossip Girl performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 1.2k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Gossip Girl?
Honestly, Gossip Girl would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 3.4k points
The cinematography in Gossip Girl is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Gossip Girl and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/movies · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 4.8k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Gossip Girl actually is?
Look, I wanted to love Gossip Girl. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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