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Watched Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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2013 · Drama / Sci-Fi / Adventure
Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Agent Phil Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division) puts together a team of agents to investigate the new, the strange and the unknown around the globe, protecting the ordinary from the extraordinary.
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Agent Phil Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division) puts together a team of agents to investigate the new, the strange and the unknown around the globe, protecting the ordinary from the extraordinary.
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r/movies · u/ExpositionDump🔥 0.9k points
The cinematography in Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/TrueFilm · u/CinephileCynic🔥 3.5k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.?
Just got out of Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 4.2k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.?
Look, I wanted to love Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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