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New Girl is what improv class warned you about.
“The projector's on fire. Literally.”
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2011 · Comedy
New Girl
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Jessica Day is an offbeat and adorable girl in her late 20s who, after a bad breakup, moves in with three single guys. Goofy, positive, vulnerable and honest to a fault, Jess has faith in people, even when she shouldn't. Although she's dorky and awkward, she's comfortable in her own skin. More prone to friendships with women, she's not used to hanging with the boys—especially at home.
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RELEASE DATE
2011
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GENRE
Comedy
PLOT SUMMARY
Jessica Day is an offbeat and adorable girl in her late 20s who, after a bad breakup, moves in with three single guys. Goofy, positive, vulnerable and honest to a fault, Jess has faith in people, even when she shouldn't. Although she's dorky and awkward, she's comfortable in her own skin. More prone to friendships with women, she's not used to hanging with the boys—especially at home.
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@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-24 21:00 UTC
New Girl: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-27 06:00 UTC
If New Girl was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-13 05:00 UTC
Laughed twice during New Girl. Once was a sneeze.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.3k points
Unpopular opinion: New Girl is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched New Girl last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/flicks · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 2.8k points
Hot Take: New Girl's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the New Girl performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/flicks · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 3.1k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in New Girl?
Just got out of New Girl and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/criticalkino · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.9k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in New Girl actually is?
Honestly, New Girl would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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