Attack on Titan is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".

“Popcorn's burnt. Like this film.”
Attack on Titan
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
100 years ago, the last remnants of humanity were forced to retreat behind the towering walls of a fortified city to escape the massive, man-eating Titans that roamed the land outside their fortress. Only the members of the Scouting Legion dared to stray beyond the safety of the walls – but even those brave warriors seldom returned alive. Those within the city clung to the illusion of a peaceful existence until the day that dream was shattered, and their slim chance at survival was reduced to one horrifying choice: kill – or be devoured!
🧂 SALTING THE WOUNDS…
100 years ago, the last remnants of humanity were forced to retreat behind the towering walls of a fortified city to escape the massive, man-eating Titans that roamed the land outside their fortress. Only the members of the Scouting Legion dared to stray beyond the safety of the walls – but even those brave warriors seldom returned alive. Those within the city clung to the illusion of a peaceful existence until the day that dream was shattered, and their slim chance at survival was reduced to one horrifying choice: kill – or be devoured!
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Attack on Titan is 90 minutes of merch-tie-in with a story bolted on as a legal afterthought.
Watched Attack on Titan so you don't have to. You're welcome.
Even the popcorn looked bored during Attack on Titan.
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Why is Attack on Titan rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
Attack on Titan (2013) is praised with a low burn score on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 13/100. 100 years ago, the last remnants of humanity were forced to retreat behind the towering walls of a fortified city to escape the massive, man-eating Titans that roamed the land outside their fortress. Only the members of…
What streaming era or audience vibe does Attack on Titan fit best?+
Attack on Titan works best as a modern catalog staple for animation fans. With a Burn Index of 13/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is Attack on Titan worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Attack on Titan scores 13/100 Burn — Roasted Tomatoes recommends it as a confident watch.
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The cinematography in Attack on Titan is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Attack on Titan. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Attack on Titan actually is?
Honestly, Attack on Titan would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
Hot Take: Attack on Titan's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Attack on Titan and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
