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Laughed twice during Heartland. Once was a sneeze.
“Not even a post-credits scene could save this.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2007 · Family / Drama / Comedy
Heartland
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Life is hard on the Flemings' ranch in the Alberta foothills where abused or neglected horses find refuge with a kind, hard-working family. Debts abound and the bank is about to foreclose. Can they keep the ranch running?
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2007
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GENRE
Family / Drama / Comedy
PLOT SUMMARY
Life is hard on the Flemings' ranch in the Alberta foothills where abused or neglected horses find refuge with a kind, hard-working family. Debts abound and the bank is about to foreclose. Can they keep the ranch running?
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@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-04 14:00 UTC
Heartland put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-17 15:00 UTC
Heartland: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-08 22:00 UTC
Heartland has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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Why is Heartland rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
Heartland (2007) is praised with a low burn score on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 17/100. Life is hard on the Flemings' ranch in the Alberta foothills where abused or neglected horses find refuge with a kind, hard-working family. Debts abound and the bank is about to foreclose. Can they keep the ranch running…
What streaming era or audience vibe does Heartland fit best?+
Heartland works best as a modern catalog staple for family fans. With a Burn Index of 17/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is Heartland worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Heartland scores 17/100 Burn — Roasted Tomatoes recommends it as a confident watch.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 0.6k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Heartland?
Rewatched Heartland last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/movies · u/CinephileCynic🔥 3.9k points
The cinematography in Heartland is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought Heartland was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/TrueFilm · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 0.8k points
Hot Take: Heartland's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Heartland and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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