@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-12 15:00 UTC
Dancing with the Stars has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
“Not even a post-credits scene could save this.”
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2005 · Family
Dancing with the Stars
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
The competition sees celebrities perform choreographed dance routines which are judged by a panel of renowned ballroom experts and voted on by viewers. Enjoy sizzling salsas, sambas and spray-tans as they vie for the coveted Mirrorball Trophy.
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2005
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Family
PLOT SUMMARY
The competition sees celebrities perform choreographed dance routines which are judged by a panel of renowned ballroom experts and voted on by viewers. Enjoy sizzling salsas, sambas and spray-tans as they vie for the coveted Mirrorball Trophy.
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@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-21 21:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Dancing with the Stars.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-11 06:00 UTC
If Dancing with the Stars was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-05 17:00 UTC
Watched Dancing with the Stars so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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r/flicks · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 2.4k points
Unpopular opinion: Dancing with the Stars is the most overrated film of the decade
Director clearly thought Dancing with the Stars was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/boxoffice · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 3.5k points
Hot Take: Dancing with the Stars's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love Dancing with the Stars. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/criticalkino · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 1.9k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Dancing with the Stars actually is?
Honestly, Dancing with the Stars would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/flicks · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 4.6k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Dancing with the Stars?
Just got out of Dancing with the Stars and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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