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The A-Team treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
“The devil tomato approves... reluctantly.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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1983 · Adventure / Comedy / Crime
The A-Team
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
A fictional group of ex-United States Army Special Forces personnel work as soldiers of fortune while on the run from the Army after being branded as war criminals for a "crime they didn't commit."
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
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1983
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Adventure / Comedy / Crime
PLOT SUMMARY
A fictional group of ex-United States Army Special Forces personnel work as soldiers of fortune while on the run from the Army after being branded as war criminals for a "crime they didn't commit."
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@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-07 08:00 UTC
The script for The A-Team feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-04 00:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during The A-Team.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-17 02:00 UTC
Laughed twice during The A-Team. Once was a sneeze.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/flicks · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 4.1k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The A-Team?
Look, I wanted to love The A-Team. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
💬 1,767 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/movies · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 3.6k points
Unpopular opinion: The A-Team is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the The A-Team performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/movies · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 4.0k points
Hot Take: The A-Team's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of The A-Team and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/boxoffice · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 2.3k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The A-Team actually is?
Rewatched The A-Team last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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