@RATIO_RAT2025-12-09 20:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Landman would settle the national debt.
“Not even a post-credits scene could save this.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2024 · Drama
Landman
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Set in the proverbial boomtowns of West-Texas and a modern-day tale of fortune-seeking in the world of oil rigs, the series is an upstairs/downstairs story of roughnecks and wildcat billionaires that are fueling a boom so big it’s reshaping our climate, our economy and our geopolitics.
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RELEASE DATE
2024
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GENRE
Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Set in the proverbial boomtowns of West-Texas and a modern-day tale of fortune-seeking in the world of oil rigs, the series is an upstairs/downstairs story of roughnecks and wildcat billionaires that are fueling a boom so big it’s reshaping our climate, our economy and our geopolitics.
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@REEL_DEAL2025-12-05 11:00 UTC
Landman has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-03 01:00 UTC
Landman confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-16 15:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Landman.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/boxoffice · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 2.2k points
Unpopular opinion: Landman is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Landman last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 2.9k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Landman?
Everyone praising the Landman performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/criticalkino · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 2.4k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Landman actually is?
Look, I wanted to love Landman. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/flicks · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 3.1k points
Hot Take: Landman's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Landman and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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