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The Dolls has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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2022 · Drama
The Dolls
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
The roaring twenties of the new century. The era of messengers, electronic cigarettes and universal digitalization. The main character is Andrey Mirkin, a promising head of a PR agency. He owes his success and beautiful life to women. Mirkin can seduce almost anyone, he is charismatic, courteous and cynically uses it. He goes head over heels, not thinking about how many lives he has ruined along the way. He just doesn't care. The cherry on the cake in the hero's career promises to be a multimillion-dollar tender. Mirkin's victory in it is guaranteed in advance. But no one knows how much dirt is behind this well-being. And in the coming days, it will overwhelm Mirkin.
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RELEASE DATE
2022
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GENRE
Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
The roaring twenties of the new century. The era of messengers, electronic cigarettes and universal digitalization. The main character is Andrey Mirkin, a promising head of a PR agency. He owes his success and beautiful life to women. Mirkin can seduce almost anyone, he is charismatic, courteous and cynically uses it. He goes head over heels, not thinking about how many lives he has ruined along the way. He just doesn't care. The cherry on the cake in the hero's career promises to be a multimillion-dollar tender. Mirkin's victory in it is guaranteed in advance. But no one knows how much dirt is behind this well-being. And in the coming days, it will overwhelm Mirkin.
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@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-05 16:00 UTC
The Dolls confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-02 16:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during The Dolls.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-31 22:00 UTC
The Dolls is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
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Why is The Dolls rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
The Dolls (2022) is praised with a low burn score on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 35/100. The roaring twenties of the new century. The era of messengers, electronic cigarettes and universal digitalization. The main character is Andrey Mirkin, a promising head of a PR agency. He owes his success and beautiful…
What streaming era or audience vibe does The Dolls fit best?+
The Dolls works best as a modern catalog staple for drama fans. With a Burn Index of 35/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is The Dolls worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
The Dolls scores 35/100 Burn — Roasted Tomatoes recommends it as a confident watch.
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r/TrueFilm · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 4.8k points
The cinematography in The Dolls is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought The Dolls was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/criticalkino · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 2.0k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Dolls?
Honestly, The Dolls would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/boxoffice · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 1.3k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in The Dolls?
Everyone praising the The Dolls performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/flicks · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 0.6k points
Unpopular opinion: The Dolls is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love The Dolls. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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