If Heroes was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.

“Two thumbs down from hell.”
Heroes
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Common people discover that they have super powers. Their lives intertwine as a devastating event must be prevented.
🧂 SALTING THE WOUNDS…
Common people discover that they have super powers. Their lives intertwine as a devastating event must be prevented.
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[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Heroes?
Everyone praising the Heroes performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
Hot Take: Heroes's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Heroes and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Heroes actually is?
Honestly, Heroes would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
