@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-08 11:00 UTC
Watched 7de Laan so you don't have to. You're welcome.
“The devil tomato approves... reluctantly.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2000 · UNCATEGORIZED
7de Laan
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED17%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED23%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
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🔥 The Devil Tomato is sniffing out streaming services…
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
7de Laan is an extraordinary microcosm where good and bad, evil and wholesome characters find themselves forming part of a wholesome community where no matter what – everyone counts and everyone cares…
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🧂 SALTING THE WOUNDS…
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— THE DOSSIER
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PLOT SUMMARY
7de Laan is an extraordinary microcosm where good and bad, evil and wholesome characters find themselves forming part of a wholesome community where no matter what – everyone counts and everyone cares…
STARRING CAST
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@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-04 19:00 UTC
7de Laan has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-17 17:00 UTC
If 7de Laan was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-23 23:00 UTC
7de Laan: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/movies · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 4.9k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in 7de Laan?
Everyone praising the 7de Laan performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
💬 222 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/movies · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 4.0k points
Hot Take: 7de Laan's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, 7de Laan would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 1,046 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/movies · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 2.7k points
Unpopular opinion: 7de Laan is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love 7de Laan. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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