@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-03 16:00 UTC
If The Love Boat was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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1977 · Drama / Comedy
The Love Boat
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Passengers who search for romantic nights aboard a beautiful ship travelling to tropical or mysterious countries, decide to pass their vacation aboard the "Love Boat", where Gopher, Dr. Bricker, Isaac, Julie, and Captain Stubing try their best to please them, and sometimes help them fall in love. Things are not always so easy, but in the end, love wins.
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RELEASE DATE
1977
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GENRE
Drama / Comedy
PLOT SUMMARY
Passengers who search for romantic nights aboard a beautiful ship travelling to tropical or mysterious countries, decide to pass their vacation aboard the "Love Boat", where Gopher, Dr. Bricker, Isaac, Julie, and Captain Stubing try their best to please them, and sometimes help them fall in love. Things are not always so easy, but in the end, love wins.
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@RATIO_RAT2026-01-16 21:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during The Love Boat.
@REEL_DEAL2026-01-08 06:00 UTC
The Love Boat has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-18 17:00 UTC
The Love Boat: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.6k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Love Boat?
Just got out of The Love Boat and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/TrueFilm · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 1.8k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Love Boat actually is?
Rewatched The Love Boat last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 0.6k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in The Love Boat?
Honestly, The Love Boat would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/boxoffice · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 3.8k points
The cinematography in The Love Boat is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the The Love Boat performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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