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Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. EastEnders knows its audience.
“Even the credits needed a rewrite.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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1985 · Drama / Crime
EastEnders
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
The everyday lives of working-class residents of Albert Square, a traditional Victorian square of terrace houses surrounding a park in the East End of London's Walford borough.
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RELEASE DATE
1985
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Drama / Crime
PLOT SUMMARY
The everyday lives of working-class residents of Albert Square, a traditional Victorian square of terrace houses surrounding a park in the East End of London's Walford borough.
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@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-16 02:00 UTC
EastEnders: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-23 09:00 UTC
EastEnders should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-11 19:00 UTC
The script for EastEnders feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
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r/boxoffice · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 1.4k points
The cinematography in EastEnders is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of EastEnders and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/flicks · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.3k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in EastEnders?
Director clearly thought EastEnders was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/movies · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 2.2k points
Unpopular opinion: EastEnders is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, EastEnders would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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