@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-18 13:00 UTC
NYPD Blue: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
“Popcorn's burnt. Like this film.”
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1993 · Drama
NYPD Blue
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LOCKED29%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED35%
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Police drama set in New York City, exploring the internal and external struggles of the fictional 15th precinct of Manhattan. Each episode typically intertwined several plots involving an ensemble cast.
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RELEASE DATE
1993
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GENRE
Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Police drama set in New York City, exploring the internal and external struggles of the fictional 15th precinct of Manhattan. Each episode typically intertwined several plots involving an ensemble cast.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-24 08:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, NYPD Blue would settle the national debt.
@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-27 00:00 UTC
NYPD Blue has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@RATIO_RAT2026-01-28 02:00 UTC
NYPD Blue confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
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r/flicks · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.4k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in NYPD Blue actually is?
Just got out of NYPD Blue and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/TrueFilm · u/CinephileCynic🔥 0.6k points
The cinematography in NYPD Blue is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought NYPD Blue was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 4.2k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in NYPD Blue?
Look, I wanted to love NYPD Blue. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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