@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-29 03:00 UTC
Watched XO, Kitty so you don't have to. You're welcome.
“Not even a post-credits scene could save this.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2023 · Comedy / Drama
XO, Kitty
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED19%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED25%
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Teen matchmaker Kitty Song Covey thinks she knows everything there is to know about love. But when she moves halfway across the world to reunite with her long-distance boyfriend, she'll soon realise that relationships are a lot more complicated when it's your heart on the line.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2023
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Comedy / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Teen matchmaker Kitty Song Covey thinks she knows everything there is to know about love. But when she moves halfway across the world to reunite with her long-distance boyfriend, she'll soon realise that relationships are a lot more complicated when it's your heart on the line.
STARRING CAST
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@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-15 03:00 UTC
If XO, Kitty was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-22 21:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during XO, Kitty.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-11 13:00 UTC
XO, Kitty has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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r/criticalkino · u/CinephileCynic🔥 4.9k points
Hot Take: XO, Kitty's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought XO, Kitty was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/boxoffice · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 3.8k points
Unpopular opinion: XO, Kitty is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of XO, Kitty and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/TrueFilm · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 2.3k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in XO, Kitty?
Honestly, XO, Kitty would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/movies · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 4.5k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in XO, Kitty actually is?
Everyone praising the XO, Kitty performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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