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Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Beverly Hills, 90210.
“This film is a war crime against cinema.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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1990 · Drama
Beverly Hills, 90210
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Follow the lives of a group of teenagers living in the upscale, star-studded community of Beverly Hills, California and attending the fictitious West Beverly Hills High School and, subsequently, the fictitious California University after graduation.
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RELEASE DATE
1990
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GENRE
Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Follow the lives of a group of teenagers living in the upscale, star-studded community of Beverly Hills, California and attending the fictitious West Beverly Hills High School and, subsequently, the fictitious California University after graduation.
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@REEL_DEAL2025-12-31 02:00 UTC
Watched Beverly Hills, 90210 so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-30 21:00 UTC
Beverly Hills, 90210: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-30 13:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Beverly Hills, 90210 would settle the national debt.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/boxoffice · u/ExpositionDump🔥 1.2k points
Hot Take: Beverly Hills, 90210's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love Beverly Hills, 90210. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/criticalkino · u/ExpositionDump🔥 2.8k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Beverly Hills, 90210 actually is?
Just got out of Beverly Hills, 90210 and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 2.2k points
The cinematography in Beverly Hills, 90210 is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, Beverly Hills, 90210 would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/TrueFilm · u/CinephileCynic🔥 3.3k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Beverly Hills, 90210?
Director clearly thought Beverly Hills, 90210 was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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