@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-07 07:00 UTC
La promesa has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
“Tomato tried to leave at intermission.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2023 · Drama / Mystery
La promesa
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
In 1913 Spain, a woman gets a job at the palace of La Promesa as a reward for saving the marquesses' son - but nobody knows that she has her own plans, which involve avenging her mother's death and finding her missing brother.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🚬 LIGHTING A CIGAR OFF THE SCREENPLAY…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2023
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GENRE
Drama / Mystery
PLOT SUMMARY
In 1913 Spain, a woman gets a job at the palace of La Promesa as a reward for saving the marquesses' son - but nobody knows that she has her own plans, which involve avenging her mother's death and finding her missing brother.
STARRING CAST
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@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-19 05:00 UTC
La promesa: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-09 22:00 UTC
La promesa thinks "scary" means turning the lights off and slamming a kitchen drawer.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-05 01:00 UTC
Counted the jumpscares in La promesa. Lost count. Lost interest. Refunded the popcorn emotionally.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/movies · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 4.0k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in La promesa?
Honestly, La promesa would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 634 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/movies · u/CinephileCynic🔥 2.7k points
Unpopular opinion: La promesa is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the La promesa performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
💬 342 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/flicks · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 3.0k points
Hot Take: La promesa's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love La promesa. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
💬 1,297 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/boxoffice · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 4.0k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in La promesa?
Just got out of La promesa and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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