Watched LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising so you don't have to. You're welcome.

“Script was written in ketchup.”
LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
A phenomenon known as the Merge has caused many legendary realms to suddenly combine into one, but their union is unstable. A Spinjitzu Ninja Master must train a new generation of heroes to help find Elemental Dragons who can save the planet before the forces of evil use the same dragon energy to destroy this new world.
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A phenomenon known as the Merge has caused many legendary realms to suddenly combine into one, but their union is unstable. A Spinjitzu Ninja Master must train a new generation of heroes to help find Elemental Dragons who can save the planet before the forces of evil use the same dragon energy to destroy this new world.
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Even the popcorn looked bored during LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising.
LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
If exposition were a contact sport, LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising would be banned for life.
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Why is LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising (2023) is praised with a low burn score on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 19/100. A phenomenon known as the Merge has caused many legendary realms to suddenly combine into one, but their union is unstable. A Spinjitzu Ninja Master must train a new generation of heroes to help find Elemental Dragons wh…
What streaming era or audience vibe does LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising fit best?+
LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising works best as a recent streaming-era watch for animation fans. With a Burn Index of 19/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising scores 19/100 Burn — Roasted Tomatoes recommends it as a confident watch.
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Unpopular opinion: LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising actually is?
Rewatched LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising?
Director clearly thought LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Hot Take: LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
