@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-02 08:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. White Collar knows its audience.
“Popcorn's burnt. Like this film.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2009 · Crime / Drama / Mystery
White Collar
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
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COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED24%
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
In exchange for his freedom, charming con artist Neal Caffrey provides his expertise to help straight-man FBI agent Peter Burke catch elusive white-collar criminals.
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RELEASE DATE
2009
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GENRE
Crime / Drama / Mystery
PLOT SUMMARY
In exchange for his freedom, charming con artist Neal Caffrey provides his expertise to help straight-man FBI agent Peter Burke catch elusive white-collar criminals.
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@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-01 17:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than White Collar.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-01 04:00 UTC
If White Collar was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@RATIO_RAT2025-11-30 16:00 UTC
White Collar is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
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r/TrueFilm · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 0.9k points
Unpopular opinion: White Collar is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched White Collar last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 3.7k points
Hot Take: White Collar's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the White Collar performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/boxoffice · u/CinephileCynic🔥 3.4k points
The cinematography in White Collar is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of White Collar and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/movies · u/CinephileCynic🔥 2.2k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in White Collar actually is?
Director clearly thought White Collar was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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