TenPuru is 90 minutes of merch-tie-in with a story bolted on as a legal afterthought.

“Certified chaotic energy.”
TenPuru
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
"I know! I'll become a monk!" Akagami Akemitsu has spent his days and nights absorbed in studying and part-time work in an effort to distance himself from his family, which is notorious as a household of philanderers. One day, he falls in love at first sight with a girl named Aoba Yuzuki, and suddenly he's constantly drowning in worldly desires. Hoping to fight back against his genes and live a more stoic life, he enters a temple... only to find out that it's a convent filled with gorgeous girls! So begins a new rom-com about the temple life of three adorable triplets and two beautiful freeloaders!
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"I know! I'll become a monk!" Akagami Akemitsu has spent his days and nights absorbed in studying and part-time work in an effort to distance himself from his family, which is notorious as a household of philanderers. One day, he falls in love at first sight with a girl named Aoba Yuzuki, and suddenly he's constantly drowning in worldly desires. Hoping to fight back against his genes and live a more stoic life, he enters a temple... only to find out that it's a convent filled with gorgeous girls! So begins a new rom-com about the temple life of three adorable triplets and two beautiful freeloaders!
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If TenPuru was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
TenPuru: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
TenPuru is what improv class warned you about.
Unfiltered Reddit Outrage
Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
Unpopular opinion: TenPuru is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love TenPuru. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in TenPuru actually is?
Everyone praising the TenPuru performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
Hot Take: TenPuru's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched TenPuru last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in TenPuru?
Just got out of TenPuru and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
