@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-14 19:00 UTC
Cried during The Apothecary Diaries. Mostly at the ticket price.
“Even the credits needed a rewrite.”
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2023 · Animation / Drama / Mystery
The Apothecary Diaries
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Maomao lived a peaceful life with her apothecary father. Until one day, she's sold as a lowly servant to the emperor's palace. But she wasn't meant for a compliant life among royalty. So when imperial heirs fall ill, she decides to step in and find a cure! This catches the eye of Jinshi, a handsome palace official who promotes her. Now, she's making a name for herself solving medical mysteries!
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2023
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Animation / Drama / Mystery
PLOT SUMMARY
Maomao lived a peaceful life with her apothecary father. Until one day, she's sold as a lowly servant to the emperor's palace. But she wasn't meant for a compliant life among royalty. So when imperial heirs fall ill, she decides to step in and find a cure! This catches the eye of Jinshi, a handsome palace official who promotes her. Now, she's making a name for herself solving medical mysteries!
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@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-22 11:00 UTC
The Apothecary Diaries is 90 minutes of merch-tie-in with a story bolted on as a legal afterthought.
@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-26 01:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, The Apothecary Diaries would settle the national debt.
@RATIO_RAT2026-01-12 15:00 UTC
The Apothecary Diaries confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
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r/boxoffice · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 1.8k points
Hot Take: The Apothecary Diaries's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of The Apothecary Diaries and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/criticalkino · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 3.4k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Apothecary Diaries?
Honestly, The Apothecary Diaries would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/flicks · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 1.3k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Apothecary Diaries actually is?
Rewatched The Apothecary Diaries last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/movies · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 0.9k points
The cinematography in The Apothecary Diaries is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought The Apothecary Diaries was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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