@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-12 02:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.
“Even the credits needed a rewrite.”
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2026 · Drama / Sci-Fi / Adventure
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
A century before the events of Game of Thrones, two unlikely heroes wandered Westeros: a young, naive but courageous knight, Ser Duncan the Tall, and his diminutive squire, Egg. Set in an age when the Targaryen line still holds the Iron Throne and the last dragon has not yet passed from living memory, great destinies, powerful foes, and dangerous exploits await these improbable and incomparable friends.
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2026
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Drama / Sci-Fi / Adventure
PLOT SUMMARY
A century before the events of Game of Thrones, two unlikely heroes wandered Westeros: a young, naive but courageous knight, Ser Duncan the Tall, and his diminutive squire, Egg. Set in an age when the Targaryen line still holds the Iron Throne and the last dragon has not yet passed from living memory, great destinies, powerful foes, and dangerous exploits await these improbable and incomparable friends.
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Why is A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (2026) is praised with a low burn score on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 16/100. A century before the events of Game of Thrones, two unlikely heroes wandered Westeros: a young, naive but courageous knight, Ser Duncan the Tall, and his diminutive squire, Egg. Set in an age when the Targaryen line stil…
What streaming era or audience vibe does A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms fit best?+
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms works best as a fresh-release theater & early streaming pick for drama fans. With a Burn Index of 16/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms scores 16/100 Burn — Roasted Tomatoes recommends it as a confident watch.
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r/flicks · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 4.5k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms?
Rewatched A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 1.6k points
The cinematography in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/boxoffice · u/ExpositionDump🔥 1.3k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms?
Honestly, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/criticalkino · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 2.7k points
Unpopular opinion: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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