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Even the popcorn looked bored during Batman.
“Not even a post-credits scene could save this.”
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1966 · Sci-Fi / Comedy / Adventure
Batman
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Wealthy entrepreneur Bruce Wayne and his ward Dick Grayson lead a double life: they are actually crime fighting duo Batman and Robin. A secret Batpole in the Wayne mansion leads to the Batcave, where Police Commissioner Gordon often calls with the latest emergency threatening Gotham City. Racing to the scene of the crime in the Batmobile, Batman and Robin must (with the help of their trusty Bat-utility-belt) thwart the efforts of a variety of master criminals, including The Riddler, The Joker, Catwoman, and The Penguin.
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1966
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Sci-Fi / Comedy / Adventure
PLOT SUMMARY
Wealthy entrepreneur Bruce Wayne and his ward Dick Grayson lead a double life: they are actually crime fighting duo Batman and Robin. A secret Batpole in the Wayne mansion leads to the Batcave, where Police Commissioner Gordon often calls with the latest emergency threatening Gotham City. Racing to the scene of the crime in the Batmobile, Batman and Robin must (with the help of their trusty Bat-utility-belt) thwart the efforts of a variety of master criminals, including The Riddler, The Joker, Catwoman, and The Penguin.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-14 18:00 UTC
Batman has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-07 05:00 UTC
Batman: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-03 05:00 UTC
Batman treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
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r/boxoffice · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 1.9k points
The cinematography in Batman is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought Batman was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/flicks · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 1.4k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Batman?
Everyone praising the Batman performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/movies · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 1.4k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Batman?
Look, I wanted to love Batman. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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