If The Nanny was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.

“Popcorn's burnt. Like this film.”
The Nanny
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
That flashy girl from Flushing with the heart of an angel (and the voice of a slighty more nasal angel). The comic misadventures of the sweet and sassy Fran Fine, her sophisticated employer, Broadway producer Mr. Sheffield, his boisterous brood and his wisecracking staff.
🚬 LIGHTING A CIGAR OFF THE SCREENPLAY…
That flashy girl from Flushing with the heart of an angel (and the voice of a slighty more nasal angel). The comic misadventures of the sweet and sassy Fran Fine, her sophisticated employer, Broadway producer Mr. Sheffield, his boisterous brood and his wisecracking staff.
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The Nanny: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
The Nanny is what improv class warned you about.
Watched The Nanny so you don't have to. You're welcome.
Unfiltered Reddit Outrage
Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Nanny actually is?
Look, I wanted to love The Nanny. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in The Nanny?
Honestly, The Nanny would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
The cinematography in The Nanny is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the The Nanny performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
Hot Take: The Nanny's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of The Nanny and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
