@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-03 00:00 UTC
If Markus Lanz was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
“The tomato's grin says it all.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2008 · UNCATEGORIZED
Markus Lanz
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
TV presenter Markus Lanz invites prominent guests and experts from all areas of public life to his colourful talk show. As a rule, there are four guests, introduced individually to contribute their personal experiences to the topics.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
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— THE DOSSIER
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2008
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PLOT SUMMARY
TV presenter Markus Lanz invites prominent guests and experts from all areas of public life to his colourful talk show. As a rule, there are four guests, introduced individually to contribute their personal experiences to the topics.
STARRING CAST
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Public Roast Feed
@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-01 13:00 UTC
Markus Lanz: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@RATIO_RAT2026-01-15 14:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Markus Lanz.
@REEL_DEAL2026-01-22 09:00 UTC
Watched Markus Lanz so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
r/boxoffice · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 3.9k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Markus Lanz?
Look, I wanted to love Markus Lanz. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 3.6k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Markus Lanz actually is?
Rewatched Markus Lanz last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 1.9k points
Unpopular opinion: Markus Lanz is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of Markus Lanz and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/boxoffice · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 0.7k points
Hot Take: Markus Lanz's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the Markus Lanz performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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