@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-11 20:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Spartacus: House of Ashur.
“We laughed. Then we cried. Then we left.”
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2025 · Drama / Adventure
Spartacus: House of Ashur
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
In a world where he survived the events of Spartacus, Ashur clawed his way to power, owning the same ludus that once owned him. Allying with a fierce gladiatrix, Ashur ignites a new kind of spectacle that offends the elite.
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2025
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Drama / Adventure
PLOT SUMMARY
In a world where he survived the events of Spartacus, Ashur clawed his way to power, owning the same ludus that once owned him. Allying with a fierce gladiatrix, Ashur ignites a new kind of spectacle that offends the elite.
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r/boxoffice · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 0.5k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Spartacus: House of Ashur actually is?
Director clearly thought Spartacus: House of Ashur was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/flicks · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 0.6k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Spartacus: House of Ashur?
Everyone praising the Spartacus: House of Ashur performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/flicks · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 2.6k points
The cinematography in Spartacus: House of Ashur is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Spartacus: House of Ashur. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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