@RATIO_RAT2026-01-18 23:00 UTC
Crossing Jordan has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
“Straight to the compost bin.”
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2001 · Drama
Crossing Jordan
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Crossing Jordan is an American television crime/drama series that stars Jill Hennessy as Jordan Cavanaugh, M.D., a crime-solving forensic pathologist employed in the Massachusetts Office of the Chief Medical Examiner.
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RELEASE DATE
2001
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GENRE
Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Crossing Jordan is an American television crime/drama series that stars Jill Hennessy as Jordan Cavanaugh, M.D., a crime-solving forensic pathologist employed in the Massachusetts Office of the Chief Medical Examiner.
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@REEL_DEAL2026-01-24 13:00 UTC
Crossing Jordan confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-12 02:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Crossing Jordan.
@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-05 15:00 UTC
Crossing Jordan is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
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r/criticalkino · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 4.5k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Crossing Jordan?
Honestly, Crossing Jordan would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/flicks · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 2.2k points
Unpopular opinion: Crossing Jordan is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Crossing Jordan last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 2.5k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Crossing Jordan actually is?
Everyone praising the Crossing Jordan performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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