@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-28 12:00 UTC
CSI: NY: every character holds the idiot ball with both hands and a strap.
“This tomato has seen things.”
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2004 · Crime / Drama / Mystery
CSI: NY
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Follow the investigations of a team of NYPD forensic scientists and police officers identified as "Crime Scene Investigators".
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2004
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Crime / Drama / Mystery
PLOT SUMMARY
Follow the investigations of a team of NYPD forensic scientists and police officers identified as "Crime Scene Investigators".
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@RATIO_RAT2025-12-14 19:00 UTC
CSI: NY: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-07 17:00 UTC
CSI: NY: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-18 23:00 UTC
Watched CSI: NY so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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r/flicks · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 2.2k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in CSI: NY?
Honestly, CSI: NY would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/criticalkino · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 4.0k points
Unpopular opinion: CSI: NY is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of CSI: NY and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/flicks · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 2.1k points
The cinematography in CSI: NY is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched CSI: NY last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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