@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-10 18:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during MobLand.
“This film is a war crime against cinema.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2025 · Crime / Drama
MobLand
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED17%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED23%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Two mob families clash in a war that threatens to topple empires and lives.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2025
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Crime / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Two mob families clash in a war that threatens to topple empires and lives.
STARRING CAST
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@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-20 10:00 UTC
If MobLand was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-25 01:00 UTC
Watched MobLand so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-12 03:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, MobLand would settle the national debt.
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Why is MobLand rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
MobLand (2025) is praised with a low burn score on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 17/100. Two mob families clash in a war that threatens to topple empires and lives.
What streaming era or audience vibe does MobLand fit best?+
MobLand works best as a fresh-release theater & early streaming pick for crime fans. With a Burn Index of 17/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is MobLand worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
MobLand scores 17/100 Burn — Roasted Tomatoes recommends it as a confident watch.
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r/boxoffice · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 2.1k points
Unpopular opinion: MobLand is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched MobLand last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 4.6k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in MobLand actually is?
Everyone praising the MobLand performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/movies · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 4.5k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in MobLand?
Look, I wanted to love MobLand. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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