@REEL_DEAL2026-01-06 07:00 UTC
The Pitt confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
“Tomato tried to leave at intermission.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2025 · Drama
The Pitt
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COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
The staff of Pittsburgh's Trauma Medical Center work around the clock to save lives in an overcrowded and underfunded emergency department.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🌶️ SHARPENING THE HORNS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2025
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Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
The staff of Pittsburgh's Trauma Medical Center work around the clock to save lives in an overcrowded and underfunded emergency department.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-18 05:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during The Pitt.
@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-08 22:00 UTC
The Pitt is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-04 01:00 UTC
If The Pitt was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/movies · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 1.0k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Pitt actually is?
Director clearly thought The Pitt was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
💬 1,355 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/criticalkino · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 2.8k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Pitt?
Honestly, The Pitt would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 1,615 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/TrueFilm · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 2.9k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in The Pitt?
Just got out of The Pitt and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 1.7k points
Hot Take: The Pitt's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched The Pitt last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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