Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, My Wife Has No Emotion.

“We laughed. Then we cried. Then we left.”
My Wife Has No Emotion
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Takuma isn’t the most exciting guy. He’s awkward, single, and does nothing but go to work and come home. Tired of doing chores, he decides to buy a housekeeping robot named Mina. She can cook and clean perfectly, and the two get to know each other better over time. Soon, Takuma starts to fall for Mina! But could a robot ever love him back?
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Takuma isn’t the most exciting guy. He’s awkward, single, and does nothing but go to work and come home. Tired of doing chores, he decides to buy a housekeeping robot named Mina. She can cook and clean perfectly, and the two get to know each other better over time. Soon, Takuma starts to fall for Mina! But could a robot ever love him back?
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My Wife Has No Emotion is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".
Even the popcorn looked bored during My Wife Has No Emotion.
If whispered monologues were currency, My Wife Has No Emotion would settle the national debt.
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Unpopular opinion: My Wife Has No Emotion is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love My Wife Has No Emotion. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
Hot Take: My Wife Has No Emotion's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of My Wife Has No Emotion and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in My Wife Has No Emotion actually is?
Honestly, My Wife Has No Emotion would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in My Wife Has No Emotion?
Director clearly thought My Wife Has No Emotion was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
