My Wife Has No Emotion
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2024 · Animation / Sci-Fi / Drama / Comedy

My Wife Has No Emotion

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An absolute cinematic disaster.

Takuma isn’t the most exciting guy. He’s awkward, single, and does nothing but go to work and come home. Tired of doing chores, he decides to buy a housekeeping robot named Mina. She can cook and clean perfectly, and the two get to know each other better over time. Soon, Takuma starts to fall for Mina! But could a robot ever love him back?

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Animation / Sci-Fi / Drama / Comedy
PLOT SUMMARY

Takuma isn’t the most exciting guy. He’s awkward, single, and does nothing but go to work and come home. Tired of doing chores, he decides to buy a housekeeping robot named Mina. She can cook and clean perfectly, and the two get to know each other better over time. Soon, Takuma starts to fall for Mina! But could a robot ever love him back?

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@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-27 09:00 UTC

Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, My Wife Has No Emotion.

@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-29 06:00 UTC

My Wife Has No Emotion is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".

@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-29 23:00 UTC

Even the popcorn looked bored during My Wife Has No Emotion.

@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-15 02:00 UTC

If whispered monologues were currency, My Wife Has No Emotion would settle the national debt.

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r/TrueFilm · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 2.3k points

Unpopular opinion: My Wife Has No Emotion is the most overrated film of the decade

Look, I wanted to love My Wife Has No Emotion. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.

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r/flicks · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 4.2k points

Hot Take: My Wife Has No Emotion's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece

Just got out of My Wife Has No Emotion and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.

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r/TrueFilm · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 0.5k points

Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in My Wife Has No Emotion actually is?

Honestly, My Wife Has No Emotion would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.

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r/flicks · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 2.6k points

[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in My Wife Has No Emotion?

Director clearly thought My Wife Has No Emotion was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.

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