Star Trek has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.

“We laughed. Then we cried. Then we left.”
Star Trek
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Space. The Final Frontier. The U.S.S. Enterprise embarks on a five year mission to explore the galaxy. The Enterprise is under the command of Captain James T. Kirk with First Officer Mr. Spock, from the planet Vulcan. With a determined crew, the Enterprise encounters Klingons, Romulans, time paradoxes, tribbles and genetic supermen led by Khan Noonian Singh. Their mission is to explore strange new worlds, to seek new life and new civilizations, and to boldly go where no man has gone before.
🚬 LIGHTING A CIGAR OFF THE SCREENPLAY…
Space. The Final Frontier. The U.S.S. Enterprise embarks on a five year mission to explore the galaxy. The Enterprise is under the command of Captain James T. Kirk with First Officer Mr. Spock, from the planet Vulcan. With a determined crew, the Enterprise encounters Klingons, Romulans, time paradoxes, tribbles and genetic supermen led by Khan Noonian Singh. Their mission is to explore strange new worlds, to seek new life and new civilizations, and to boldly go where no man has gone before.
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Unpopular opinion: Star Trek is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Star Trek performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Star Trek actually is?
Director clearly thought Star Trek was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Hot Take: Star Trek's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love Star Trek. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
