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The script for Diagnosis: Murder feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
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1993 · Drama / Family / Mystery / Crime
Diagnosis: Murder
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Dr. Mark Sloan is a good-natured, offbeat physician who is called upon to solve murders.
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RELEASE DATE
1993
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GENRE
Drama / Family / Mystery / Crime
PLOT SUMMARY
Dr. Mark Sloan is a good-natured, offbeat physician who is called upon to solve murders.
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@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-25 14:00 UTC
Watched Diagnosis: Murder so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-13 03:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Diagnosis: Murder.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-21 16:00 UTC
Diagnosis: Murder should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
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Why is Diagnosis: Murder rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
Diagnosis: Murder (1993) is praised with a low burn score on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 29/100. Dr. Mark Sloan is a good-natured, offbeat physician who is called upon to solve murders.
What streaming era or audience vibe does Diagnosis: Murder fit best?+
Diagnosis: Murder works best as a classic vault title for re-roast nights for drama fans. With a Burn Index of 29/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is Diagnosis: Murder worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Diagnosis: Murder scores 29/100 Burn — Roasted Tomatoes recommends it as a confident watch.
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r/criticalkino · u/CinephileCynic🔥 4.1k points
The cinematography in Diagnosis: Murder is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, Diagnosis: Murder would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/criticalkino · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.3k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Diagnosis: Murder actually is?
Everyone praising the Diagnosis: Murder performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/flicks · u/CinephileCynic🔥 3.3k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Diagnosis: Murder?
Look, I wanted to love Diagnosis: Murder. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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