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If Super Simple Songs was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
“The projector's on fire. Literally.”
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2014 · Animation
Super Simple Songs
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Super Simple Songs® is a collection of original kids songs and classic nursery rhymes made SIMPLE for young learners. Combining captivating animation and puppetry with delightful music that kids love to sing along with, Super Simple Songs makes learning simple and fun!
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RELEASE DATE
2014
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GENRE
Animation
PLOT SUMMARY
Super Simple Songs® is a collection of original kids songs and classic nursery rhymes made SIMPLE for young learners. Combining captivating animation and puppetry with delightful music that kids love to sing along with, Super Simple Songs makes learning simple and fun!
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@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-24 12:00 UTC
Watched Super Simple Songs so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-27 14:00 UTC
Cried during Super Simple Songs. Mostly at the ticket price.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-13 21:00 UTC
Super Simple Songs is 90 minutes of merch-tie-in with a story bolted on as a legal afterthought.
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r/flicks · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 2.4k points
Hot Take: Super Simple Songs's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Super Simple Songs and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/boxoffice · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 3.4k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Super Simple Songs actually is?
Everyone praising the Super Simple Songs performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/boxoffice · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 4.8k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Super Simple Songs?
Rewatched Super Simple Songs last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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