Even the popcorn looked bored during Please Put Them On, Takamine-san.

“This film is a war crime against cinema.”
Please Put Them On, Takamine-san
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Student council president Takane Takamine is a popular star student. On the other hand, Koushi Shirota doesn't have many friends. That all changes when Koushi accidentally discovers Takane's ability to go back in time and alter past actions just by changing her lingerie. After some pestering, Koushi agrees to help Takane and be her closet, by having spare lingerie on hand.
🚬 LIGHTING A CIGAR OFF THE SCREENPLAY…
Student council president Takane Takamine is a popular star student. On the other hand, Koushi Shirota doesn't have many friends. That all changes when Koushi accidentally discovers Takane's ability to go back in time and alter past actions just by changing her lingerie. After some pestering, Koushi agrees to help Takane and be her closet, by having spare lingerie on hand.
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Please Put Them On, Takamine-san put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
Please Put Them On, Takamine-san is 90 minutes of merch-tie-in with a story bolted on as a legal afterthought.
If Please Put Them On, Takamine-san was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
Unfiltered Reddit Outrage
Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Please Put Them On, Takamine-san?
Director clearly thought Please Put Them On, Takamine-san was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Hot Take: Please Put Them On, Takamine-san's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, Please Put Them On, Takamine-san would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Please Put Them On, Takamine-san actually is?
Everyone praising the Please Put Them On, Takamine-san performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
